I know I said I'd declare a winner of the caption contest a while ago... but I'm lazy, wanna fight about it? Maybe later.
After searching hard (or hardly searching, eh? hah!...) I decided the winner is:
"You must be this handicapped to ride this attraction. "
Close runners up were Brendawg and DY... which evidently were the only other people to post.
It was a tough race I declare the winner and best of luck whenever I feel like posting another contest.
Oh, and here's your beer -