It is now 20 sleeps or 'siestas' until I get to Cancun. For one week I will not have to:
1) Start my car in -20
2)Not get my car to start in -20
3)Scrape my windows or brush snow off my car
4)Bitch about the weather
5)Dig my balls out of my chest cavity after taking a short walk
6)Negotiate a sidewalk so I don't end up with a bruised ass or broken arm
The list can go on and on, but they all have one common theme... I am winter free for a week. Thats only the icing on the cake, however dear readers. This week on the beach will be a reward for four and half years of school (see previous post). Although it will be a great week, still will be something missing from it, I'm sure.
Not much else to say about that. I guess...
Check out this beach, that'll be where I get my drink with an umbrella served to me... while you freeze you ass off up here. Sucker. 
3 comments:
I hope it rains so much that you get washed away in a hurricane. Did I spell hurricane right? I hope you get washed away by a misspelled hurricane.
Have a great trip, Buddy!
my my my someone sure is bitter about the weather! hahhhaha
I'm bitter about everything, its not just limited to the weather. I'm an equal-opportunity bitterness-est.
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